Mom (TV Series)
A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork (2013)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Bonnie : This is a pretty top.
Christy : Actually that's a party dress from back when I was drinking.
Bonnie : Were you drinking when you bought it?
Christy : I honestly don't remember. I hate all my clothes, it's all Halloween and Slutsylvania. I'm not that kind of girl anymore.
Bonnie : [holds up red plastic dress] Hello, what kind of girl were you when you wore this?
Christy : Popular.
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Christy : [speaking frantically] When I quit drinking I used have all these feelings that I didn't know how to work through them so I dealt with them by eating. Every night after work I'd come home and I'd take a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips and
[hits the table]
Christy : hit them with a book until they were just crumbs and mix them in with a half gallon of vanilla ice cream. I gained 18 pounds in one month, one night I woke up and thought there was a cat on my lap, I looked down, it was my own stomach.
[pause]
Christy : I don't think I can do this.
[gets up and rushes out of the restaurant]
Adam : [to the waitress] This is our first date.
[fingers crossed]
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Bonnie : Why are you freaking out? You know how to do this.
Christy : I know how to do this drunk. This is my first date sober.
Bonnie : What about your boss?
Christy : I wouldn't call what Gabriel and I do dating, it's just having sex in uncomfortable places.
Bonnie : I hope you mean broom closets.
Christy : Yes.
[thinks about it, realizes what Bonnie means, disgustedly]
Christy : Oh God, Mom!
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Bonnie : I know that you're not up to dating yet, so I got you a little present.
Christy : What is it?
[Bonnie sets gift on the table and it starts vibrating, looks at Bonnie]
Christy : Can you finish up the dishes?
Bonnie : I'm happy to help.
[Christy takes the box and runs out]
Bonnie : I'm such a good mom!