- Bettany: I got HR on hold just in case this escalates, but I also am recording this, because this is too much.
- Victoria Sands: Hold on. This says that my secret admirer is finally ready to reveal themselves tomorrow morning at nine.
- Frank Shaw: You're not actually into this walking talking future true crime podcast, are you?
- Victoria Sands: This has the potential to be very romantic.
- Frank Shaw: Oh yes, romantic. Once this person goes from breaking into your locker to breaking into your home, you'll be positively swooning.
- Frank Shaw: Yeah, I used my phone calling device to make an actual call to a person. What a weirdo I am.
- Emily Price: Sorry, on line dating sucks.
- Frank Shaw: Yeah, it's a hellscape of personality disorders.