Conan (TV Series)
Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas (2013)
Andy Richter: Self - Announcer
Quotes
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Conan O'Brien : You just shot the sequel to "Anchorman". And everyone wants to know: How was it?
Harrison Ford : [chuckles; audience cheers] I don't, uh, I don't have anything in life experience to compare it with, so...
[Andy laughs]
Harrison Ford : I wouldn't be able to tell you what it was really like. I went there, I was there for a day, I did some... stuff, that I'm not so sure about.
[Conan and audience laugh]
Andy Richter : Not sure what you did?
Harrison Ford : And it was nothing like I've ever, uh, been part of before.
Conan O'Brien : Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Harrison Ford : And I, uh, left. Uh... and, uh, I had not seen "Anchorman 1".
Conan O'Brien : You hadn't seen the first "Anchorman".
Harrison Ford : No.
Conan O'Brien : Oh, so you didn't know what you were in for.
Harrison Ford : I had no idea.
Conan O'Brien : You thought this was a serious movie about anchormen. You showed up, you had no idea.
Harrison Ford : I knew it was, uh, a comedy...
Conan O'Brien : Uh-huh.
Harrison Ford : ...But I didn't know what KIND of comedy.
[Conan and audience laugh]
Conan O'Brien : How was Will Ferrell?
Harrison Ford : Uh, he's insane.
Conan O'Brien : Yeah. Yes, he is.
Harrison Ford : He's insane. Everybody that works there is really... insane.
Conan O'Brien : Yeah.
Harrison Ford : And they don't care about anything...
Conan O'Brien : Yes. Yeah.
Harrison Ford : Except for, uh, um, the joke.
Conan O'Brien : Yeah.
Harrison Ford : But I don't know what the joke is, and maybe...
Conan O'Brien : [laughs along with audience] I can't wait to see you in the movie now, 'cause you're just gonna wander in, look around and then wander off camera. That's what's gonna happen.
Harrison Ford : I think it can be cut that way.
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Conan O'Brien : I have to ask you about "Star Wars". They are making the new "Star Wars" films. You are gonna be involved...
[Harrison Ford yawns; Andy and audience laugh]
Conan O'Brien : No. No. No. We MUST know something. We must, you must give us some detail...
[audience cheers]
Conan O'Brien : No? No? Okay, listen to this: This is what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do. I was prepared. This isn't fake money. This is a real $1,000 right here. This is $1,000, okay? It's not my money. I took it from Andy's dressing room.
[audience laughter]
Conan O'Brien : This is a real $1,000. I will give you this money if you tell us something about the new "Star Wars" films.
[audience cheers; Conan holds the wad of bills up to Harrison. The audience starts chanting "Do it!". Finally, Harrison pockets the bills]
Harrison Ford : [after a pause] A long time ago...
[audience and Conan laugh]
Conan O'Brien : What? A long time ago?
Harrison Ford : ...In a place far, far away... I forget the rest.
Andy Richter : Actually, I think it's a "galaxy" far, far away.
Conan O'Brien : It's actually a galaxy.
Andy Richter : Yeah yeah, it's a galaxy far, far away.
Harrison Ford : But it was a long time ago?
Andy Richter : It WAS a long time ago. In many ways, it was a long time ago.
Conan O'Brien : Can you give me any detail at all?
Harrison Ford : You have no idea how long ago. It was really a long time ago, and it feels like it was far, far away. Uh, uh, but I hear they're uh, uh, they're thinking of doing another one.
[audience laughter/cheers]
Conan O'Brien : That's $1,000! All right, we're taking a break. I'm getting that money back somehow.
[Harrison shakes his head]
Conan O'Brien : Ladies and gentlemen... no.
Andy Richter : Should've started at $100 and built up.
Conan O'Brien : I should've started at $100! I'm such an idiot!
Harrison Ford : Do you have any idea what they normally pay you to come here and do this thing?
Conan O'Brien : [laughs] I thought you came here out of the love, Harrison. Just the love for me.
Harrison Ford : No, I don't go anywhere for love.
[Conan and audience laugh]
Harrison Ford : I stay home for love.