Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
World's Finest: Part III (1997)
Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn
Quotes
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Harley Quinn : [after the Joker has supposedly died in an explosion] PUDDIN''!
Batman : As this point, he probably is.
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Harley Quinn : [spray-painting the Lexwing] Ta-da! Nothin' like a nice, big smile! All done!
The Joker : I love to personalize all my stuff.
[he cackles]
Lex Luthor : Very amusing. So, how much is it going to cost me to get out of this?
The Joker : I'm not a material guy, Lexy. No. What I want now is for you to know what it feels like to lose everything you have, everything you've ever built, like I lost everything to old Batboy.
[the on-board radar beeps]
The Joker : We have incoming. Bats and flyboy!
Harley Quinn : I'll be right in.
[blowing a kiss to the tied-up Mercy]
Harley Quinn : Buh-bye!
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Harley Quinn : [getting put in the back of a paddy truck for her return to Arkham] I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!
Mercy Graves : [watching on TV] Now, that's funny.
[laughing, then holding her injured arm in pain]
Mercy Graves : Ow!
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The Joker : Look at all the toys! Santa's been good to you, Lex.
Lex Luthor : Joker, we've got serious problems.
The Joker : [gasping as he sees the Lexwing] Ooh! A flying wing, 20 times bigger than Batman's! And knowing you, a hundred times as lethal.
Lex Luthor : JOKER! Did you bring the rest of the kryptonite?
Harley Quinn : [indicating her satchel] Right here, chrome dome. What's the plan?
Mercy Graves : [cocking her gun] Payback.
Harley Quinn : [Joker cackles] What's so funny?
The Joker : Don't you get it, Harl? We're being set up to take the fall.
Harley Quinn : He can't do that!
Lex Luthor : Oh, no? How does this sound? When I heard that one of my robots had been commandeered to kill Batman, I personally came here to investigate. And much to my surprise, I found you two.
Harley Quinn : It'll be your word against puddin's. I-I mean, Mr. J's.
The Joker : Somehow, pooh, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much.
Harley Quinn : You... you mean he's gonna kill us?
Lex Luthor : No.
[glancing at Mercy]
Lex Luthor : She is. I abhor violence.
[as he opens the satchel, items similar to the snake-nut can practical joke pop out, and Joker knocks Mercy down with a yo-yo]
Harley Quinn : [picking up Mercy's dropped automatic rifle] Now, this is funny, Mr. J. Except we're never gonna collect our billion bucks now.
The Joker : [eyeing the Lexwing] True, but I see a delightful consolation prize.