- Steven Universe: [begins to rap] Oooooh, he's a frozen treat with a whole new taste, because he came to this planet from outer space. A refugee, from an interstellar war, but now he's at, your local grocery store. Cookie Cat! He's a pet for your tummy, Cookie Cat! He's super duper yummy! Cookie Cat! He left his family behind! Cooookie Cat!
- [murmurs]
- Steven Universe: Now available at Gertman's off route 109.
- [Gems burst out in laughter and applause]
- Steven Universe: I can't believe you did this. I'm gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one. Hello old friend.
- [bites into one]
- Steven Universe: Oh, so good!
- [Steven's gem begins to glow]
- Steven Universe: I like to eat the ears first.
- Amethyst: uh, Steven...
- Steven Universe: Wha-?, oh, my Gem!
- Amethyst: Quick, try and summon your weapon!
- Steven Universe: I don't know how!
- [panicking]
- Steven Universe: Ah, its fading! How do I make it come back?
- Pearl: Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it.
- Amethyst: Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either.
- Garnet: Please, don't.
- [Steven's Gem glow fades away, collective sigh]
- Steven Universe: Ah, I was really close that time! Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?
- Steven Universe: [First Lines] Noooooo! This can't be happening! This has to be a dream! Lars! Lars, please, tell me I'm dreaming!
- Steven Universe: [happy] I summon my weapon by eating ice cream!
- Pearl: [concerned, reading the ice cream wrap] What's in these things?