- [first lines]
- Steel: [listening to a disturbance in the city] That's fourteen screams in the span of forty-three seconds. Judging from the frequency and vocal pitch, my guess is a knife-wielding mugger.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Mmm, I don't know. I'm kinda feelin' out-of-control school bus on this.
- Steel: Bet you a soda pop.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: You don't drink soda. You don't drink period.
- Steel: You take the fun out of everything.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Blaghk! Moms aren't allowed to be "fetching!"
- Steel: Would you prefer I call her a dish?
- Jefferson Smith: Hey, fellas. What's shakin'?
- Steel: Mysteries, mutants and mayhem. You know - the usual.
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: She's my mom. I'm not fighting her.
- Steel: Shame she doesn't feel the same way.