[first lines]
Steel: [listening to a disturbance in the city] That's fourteen screams in the span of forty-three seconds. Judging from the frequency and vocal pitch, my guess is a knife-wielding mugger.
Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Mmm, I don't know. I'm kinda feelin' out-of-control school bus on this.
Steel: Bet you a soda pop.
Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: You don't drink soda. You don't drink period.
Steel: You take the fun out of everything.