- Michelle Maxwell: You ruined my cousin's quinceañera!
- Sean King: I don't even know what that is!
- Michelle Maxwell: You need aromatherapy!
- Sean King: I don't know what THAT is!
- Michelle Maxwell: You don't know what anything is!
- Edgar Roy: The mail... has arrived!
- Michelle Maxwell: Who's it from?
- Edgar Roy: Doesn't say
- Sean King: But it's addressed to me
- Michelle Maxwell: Uh oh! Does the name Ted Kaczynski mean anything to you?
- Edgar Roy: Unabomber
- Sean King: Relax, guys, it's not ticking
- Edgar Roy: Doesn't need to tick to be a bomb
- Sean King: You're a long way from the beltway
- FBI Agent Frank Rigby: You know I get a call whenever you almost get blown up?
- Sean King: Edgar! What'd you got?
- Edgar Roy: I got lots of things. I keep them in this bag. Yesterday I got a state spoon from Delaware
- Sean King: Edgar, Edgar! I am talking about the eyewitness videos
- Edgar Roy: There are 19 data cards collected from the video cameras at the Ritter assassination
- Sean King: Can you stitch them together?
- Edgar Roy: What I am looking for?
- Sean King: Anything that makes you say: "Hot damn!"
- Edgar Roy: Okay
- Michelle Maxwell: [On cell phone waiting in line to get in] Edgar? I am on the list? Edgar...?
- Benny: [Picks up the phone] Michelle? It's Benny. Edgar can't talk now, he's busy forking process daemons so he can malform a dot-host registry
- Michelle Maxwell: Oh? So that's good? I mean is that progress?
- Edgar Roy: Oh Arnold Palmer!
- Michelle Maxwell: Yes! Does that mean I am in?
- Benny: I think he's thirsty