- Father Lewis: Years ago, I stopped that demon in his tracks. I killed him, or at least I thought I killed him! Now he's back, ad he's getting the innocent, and I'm the only... Me... I'm the only one who can stop him!
- D.O.: How do you expect to do that, ya old fart? You're having a hard enough time paying for life insurance!
- Brad: Father Damian, I need your help!
- Brad: Hey, I don't have time for this.
- Father Damian: What's wrong with a little vigorous exercise?