- Felicia: [about Piper's fight with Pennsatucky]
- Felicia: Knuckled her, eh?
- [grins]
- Felicia: Did you get to feel the bones crack?
- Piper Chapman: [grimaces in shame at the memory]
- Piper Chapman: ...Yes, actually.
- Midwest Inmate: Ain't no mountains in the Midwest, dumbass. There's plains and corn and a shit ton of white people who don't vote in their best interest.
- Piper Chapman: [dressed back into an orange jumpsuit, stumbling in too-tight handcuffs and shackles in the snow, and sees an ominous school bus marked "CORRECTIONS" up ahead] ... Is that for me?
- US Marshal Anderson: [Piper is on the airplane toilet urinating] Could you lie, hurry it up a bit?
- Piper Chapman: I'm going as fast as I can.
- US Marshal Anderson: Really? 'Cause it sounds a little light.
- [Piper grimaces, urinates forcefully]
- US Marshal Anderson: Better.
- Piper Chapman: We were together. She was the love of my life...
- Piper Chapman: ...I was there for Alex. She was what I paid attention to who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background.