- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I would have gone to a better school, but I was 11, which you have to admit, is pretty impressive.
- Professor Salzman: Sheldon, at some point we ask of the piano-playing dog not 'Are you a dog?', but 'Are you any good at playing the piano?'
- Sheldon Cooper: ... excuse me?
- Jim: A beer in the middle of the afternoon? Your wife okay with that?
- George Cooper Sr.: My wife's in Germany.
- Jim: Oh my.
- George Cooper Sr.: For the whole summer.
- Jim: ... you're living the dream.