Cordially Invited (2013)
Dan Franko: Frank Hardy
Quotes
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[first lines]
Frank Hardy : So, how are we going to do this thing?
Ms. Faraday : Torture, right? This is a torture thing.
Father Dowling : Aw, praise the Lord, I hope so. I gave up my Sunday for this.
Jasa Kabob : Are those cupcakes for us?
Uncle Hank : I'm the uncle. I should do it. If anybody should do it, it should be kin.
Goth Caterer : No.
[brandishing a kurki blade]
Goth Caterer : I've got this.
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Frank Hardy : She killed my brother. It was the Nickelodeon Kids Detective Awards. Joe was singing because that's what Joe did - he sang. And then...
[make a throat slashing gesture]
Frank Hardy : She was there coincidentally... My biggest fan watching, just lying in wait to sweep in and solve the case. And now... now, I'm just the Hardy Boy.
Abbey Tuesday : More like Hardly a Boy. You're what? A hundred years old?
Frank Hardy : Hey! Don't you fuck with a Hardy Boy, okay?