The Simpsons (TV Series)
Steal This Episode (2014)
Harry Shearer: Lenny Leonard, Reverend Lovejoy, Ned Flanders, Judge, Dr. Julius Hibbert
Quotes
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Sideshow Mel : My childhood has been unruined!
[Deputy and all the FBI officers are arrived at the Simpsons house]
Deputy Director Gratman : [angrily] Listen up, seat meat! You are all in violation of the Title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code!
[everyone gasps]
Chief Wiggums : Easy there, hotshot. All the people are doing is watching a movie!
[Deputy Director Gratman grabs Chief Wiggum's arm]
Chief Wiggums : Ow, ow, ow, ow! I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin.
Marge Simpson : What's going on here? Is there a fondler in the neighborhood?
Deputy Director Gratman : I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation: Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson : Ooh, mastermind.
Deputy Director Gratman : We got our man, thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch.
Homer Simpson : [gasps] One of you turned me in? Who was it?
[sees Marge Simpson, she groans]
Homer Simpson : YOU!
[comes to him, grabs him, angrily]
Homer Simpson : Superintendent Chalmers! You never forgave me for that time we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau!
[the FBI officers grabs Homer Simpson]
Lisa Simpson : They're gonna take dad! We gotta do something!
Bart Simpson : I'm on it!
[Continues the movie]
FBI Troop #1 : [Screams] COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL!
FBI Troop #2 : DON'T LOOK AT IT!
FBI Officer : Someone sell me a ticket!
Deputy Director Gratman : Ear plugs in, Blinders on! We trained for this!
[gunshots Homer's computer and as he grabs Homer from climbing over the fence]
Deputy Director Gratman : From now on, the place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.
[the FBI officers grab Homer Simpson to the FBI car]
Homer Simpson : [to Marge] Baby, promise me you'll find out who turned me in... It's probably someone I would never suspect. Never suspect... Your moans of sympathy are all I have... Whoever did this to me will be haunted by unbearable guilt forever! Forever!