Michelle Gomez: Madame Rouge, Laura DeMille

Quotes 

• Madame Rouge : Rita, I realize that you're having some kind of a dis-associative episode right now, but would you please re-associate and... and fucking help me?

• Madame Rouge : Oh, my God. My insides feel so weird. Like my liver's where my lungs should be. Did you move anything around when you were inside me?

• Madame Rouge : Um, okay, where... where are you going?

  Rita Farr : Upstairs. To quietly expire.

• Rita Farr : Go away!

  [Madame Rogue comes in anyway] 

  Rita Farr : Does go away mean something different in Scotland?

  Madame Rouge : Yes, it means stop being a silly old sausage and help me build an interdimensional portal to Orqwith.

• Madame Rouge : Now all I need is Y-O-U. Which spells you. It's always best to have a second set of eyes when you're attempting to rip a hole into space time, that's what I always say.

• Madame Rouge : But the thing is, in life you are either trying to head up or trying to head down. And sometimes just trying has got to be good enough.

• Madame Rouge : Well, that... that looks fucking terrifying, is how it looks.

  Rita Farr : It looks like the door to a nightmare.

  Madame Rouge : It does, it does, and we're going to go through it, like fucking morons. Like fucking morons!

  Rita Farr : Not morons, like superheroes.

• Madame Rouge : By the way, I... you know when you would treat me particularly poorly, which was quite often... I would do a secret naughty thing with your toothbrush. I would transform myself into a wee beaver with big beaver teeth, big nasty beaver teeth, and I would shove it right up my wee... I would shove it... Shove it! Right up my wee beaver-beaver.