- Travis Neal: You know what I don't get?
- Taylor Jackson: What's that?
- Travis Neal: About that song? It's like, "We wish you a Merry Christmas, now give us some pudding."
- Taylor Jackson: Yeah, we WON'T leave until we get some, because we all love figgy pudding.
- Travis Neal: [after seeing Santa Claus] Rick, do you believe in him now?
- Rick Patterson: I don't. I do believe in reindeer and the Easter Bunny!
- Travis Neal: Would you believe that that is actually Brother Hagen in a Santa suit?
- Rick Patterson: It is?
- Travis Neal: What?
- Rick Patterson: I didn't know that. But I do believe in the Easter Bunny. He's pretty real.
- Travis Neal: A big bunny that breaks into your house and gives you eggs?
- Rick Patterson: Well it's better than Santa Claus, because he stalks you, because he knows when you are sleeping, and he knows when you're awake, so he's pretty much a stalker.
- Jonathan Wright: Who's a stalker?
- Travis Neal, Rick Patterson: Santa.
- Jonathan Wright: I agree.
- Travis Neal: [In the BART train] We look up, and this ad is gone from here.
- Dallin Earl: Yup.
- Travis Neal: It had like, Tim Lincecum on it.
- Dallin Earl: [Referring to who took it] Maybe it's that lady there sitting in that spot.
- Travis Neal: So, we had a close encounter with a hobo in the BART station.
- Dallin Earl: Scary.
- Travis Neal: Want to repeat his words, Dallin?
- Dallin Earl: Nah.
- [laughing]
- Dallin Earl: Just kidding.
- Travis Neal: Well, I'll repeat it.
- Dallin Earl: They're too horrible
- Travis Neal: Basically, what he was saying was, like...
- Dallin Earl: One time a cop tried to pull his pants down!
- Travis Neal: Yeah, and I was talking back I was like, "I feel ya bro. I feel ya". Aw man, good times. Good times.
- Dallin Earl: This is like the most diverse meal I've ever had. I got some tomatoes, some mashed potatoes, ketchup, and a burrito on my plate. And you ask what my meal was? Pancakes. Long gone.