The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

This Thing Inside (2013)

Dean O'Gorman: Anders Johnson

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• Axl Johnson : He used his Bragi powers on her!

  Anders Johnson : No, I didn't.

  Olaf Johnson : In a way, he did.

  Axl Johnson : Ya see!

  [Axl lunges for Anders but Olaf holds him back] 

  Olaf Johnson : Look, only by being Bragi, which is different to using Bragi. I mean, I mean, why would he need to use it if it was a done deal by being it? Listen, Idunn, Bragi, as long as the two of them inhabit the same godly postcode, they will find a way to knob each other. Gaia could have lost her face and all her limbs to leprosy and-and Anders would still find her irresistible.

• Anders Johnson : That's my stick. Give it back

  Michele Brock : I just saved your life with it, you ungrateful little shit.

  Anders Johnson : Thanks. Now gimme my stick back.

  Michele Brock : The only way you're getting this back is rectally.