- Watch Waverly: [reading] "Though the Vorometus feast on all fear, it is the deeply hidden fear of the brave they most relish. On this, they may feed for a season."
- Sally Wilcox: I'm not afraid of anything, on or off TV. This town has made me fear-immune.
- Dodie Wilcox: I don't know why you keep saying that. Springville is so peaceful, honey.
- Sally Wilcox: So is a corpse... or a graveyard.
- Adam Freeman: If-if you like the cheese, you don't kill the cow.
- Watch Waverly: Is that even an expression?
- Watch Waverly: I hate to be the logic police, but who goes into an abandoned sausage factory when a deranged psycho's on the loose?