Major Crimes (TV Series)
I, Witness (2013)
Michael Paul Chan: Mike Tao
Quotes
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Lt. Mike Tao : Meanwhile, if there're some phone calls you'd like to make?
Shampagne : My phone, finally. Maybe I can cancel some of these people before they think I stood them up.
[phone vibrates]
Shampagne : What did you do? It isn't working. It won't take my password. You people broke my phone!
Lt. Mike Tao : Let me see if I can fix it. It's made in China.
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Lt. Louie Provenza : Flynn, be careful. Your blood pressure!
Lt. Andy Flynn : What? What the...? You just told the entire world that I have high blood pressure. Now everyone knows.
Lt. Louie Provenza : They didn't hear me. Nobody heard me, did they?
Lt. Mike Tao : I heard you.
Detective Julio Sanchez : You said "high blood pressure."
Detective Amy Sykes : Explains a lot. I mean, not everything, but a lot.
Lt. Andy Flynn : You see? What did I ask you?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Just take it easy. Yank on your ear lobe or something.
Lt. Andy Flynn : Don't tell me to take it easy, okay? I asked you to do one simple thing. Not tell anybody about my blood pressure! What do you do? You tell the world.
Lt. Louie Provenza : It just slipped out!
Lt. Andy Flynn : Oh, really?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Really!
Lt. Andy Flynn : Really?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Really!
Lt. Andy Flynn : Really?
[falls down]