The Mayor tells Gerald that he must prove that conkers are a health hazard or else he will lose his job. To compromise underling Clive brings in chocolate balls that resemble conkers as a substitute. Back home Gerald is persuaded by Susan to entertain ex-wife Valerie and her hunky,younger boyfriend Kyle, who wants Valerie to return to his native Australia and finance his new gym. Susan thinks he is conning Valerie for her divorce settlement and asks Gerald to put up a fight but Gerald's protocol over supermarket queues proves to be his undoing. On the other hand he impresses the mayor,who has eaten a conker in mistake for a chocolate,thus proving that conkers are a choking hazard.
—don @ minifie-1