- Lana Kane: This is it, Ray. This is the day the Agency gets a fresh start.
- Ray Gillette: And didn't you say that last week? And the week before that?
- Lana Kane: No idea! I'm too fresh to remember.
- Ray Gillette: Then how is a fresh start different from brain damage?
- Doctor Spencer: I can't in good conscience recommend any surgical procedures.
- Sterling Archer: Because I'm already perfect?
- Doctor Spencer: Because I wouldn't feel comfortable putting someone in your condition under anesthesia.
- Sterling Archer: What condition?
- Doctor Spencer: I don't know where to start. Multiple fractures, dozens of knife and projectile wounds, your liver is hanging on by a thread, one of your kidneys has detached and is just floating inside of you, and your spine is one bad blow from total paralysis.
- Sterling Archer: Wait, y-you can't operate on me because I'm too frail?
- Doctor Spencer: Mr. Archer, you're ten steps past frail. How many concussions have you had?
- Sterling Archer: It's not a concussion if you remember it.
- Doctor Spencer: Listen to me. This is the body of a man with no more second chances. If you even sneeze wrong, your heart might stop. Understood?
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, uh, uh, okay. Uh, I-I-I-I guess I'll go.
- Doctor Spencer: You should hold the handrail when you go down the stairs.
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, I-I got it.
- [Starts walking away.]
- Doctor Spencer: And if you don't have a will...
- Sterling Archer: I got it!
- Zara Khan: [to Archer] Three on one? Nice work.
- Sterling Archer: More like "All in a day's work for the world's greatest
- [coughs]
- Sterling Archer: ... greatest spy. That probably would have been more convincing if I hadn't coughed up blood.
- Pam Poovey: Ya know, bud, maybe this is the mission where you learn not to rely so much on luck.
- Sterling Archer: Are you kidding? This is my luckiest mission yet.
- Cyril Figgis: You got shot like a dozen times.
- Sterling Archer: Yeah... in a hospital!
- [wobbles on his feet and slumps against the wall]
- Sterling Archer: Ooh, whoa. Hey, see if they can put in an extra liver while they're in there, okay?
- [drinks from his flask]
- Sterling Archer: Archer out.
- [falls to floor unconscious]
- Pam Poovey: Yeah... so,
- [uses thumb to point over her shoulder to area where Krieger and Spencer had been]
- Pam Poovey: should we be worried about what Dr. Spencer turned into?
- Doctor Krieger: [holds up remote and pushes button; there and there's an explosion in another area] No.