- Jon Jafari: [Jon starts playing Conker's Bad Fur Day] And welcome to Game Grumps! Grant Kirkhope's our very first guest. And as uh-as we would do so we are playing his very first game he composed.
- Arin Hanson: I love this game. What do you have to say about it, Grant?
- Grant Kirkhope: Is this some kind of fucking joke? I didn't do this game. This had nothing to do with me. You dragged me all the way over here from Agoura Hills to watch you do this? You fucking wankers. I'm going. Fuck you.
- Arin Hanson, Jon Jafari: Shit!