Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Lion and the Rose (2014)

Julian Glover: Grand Maester Pycelle

Quotes 

• [at Joffrey's wedding, Pycelle is making a pass at a servant girl. Cersei approaches them] 

  Grand Maester Pycelle : No, no, no. Come to my chambers and I will examine you personally.

  Cersei Lannister : [interrupts]  She'll do no such thing.

  Grand Maester Pycelle : [to Cersei]  Oh, Your Grace. This young lady sought my advice on a rather, uh...

  Cersei Lannister : [to the girl]  Just see Qyburn, he's quite good.

  [the girl leaves] 

  Grand Maester Pycelle : Qyburn? Deplorable man. Brought shame on the Citadel with his repugnant experiments...

  Cersei Lannister : More repugnant than your gnarled fingers on that girl's thighs?

  Grand Maester Pycelle : Your Grace, I am a man of learning...

  Cersei Lannister : My little brother had you sent to the black cells when you annoyed him. What do you think I could do to you if you annoyed me?

  Grand Maester Pycelle : I never meant to annoy anyone...

  Cersei Lannister : But you ARE. You're annoying me right now. Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me. So here's what I want you to do. I want you to leave my presence. Leave this wedding right now, go to the kitchens, and instruct them that all the leftovers from the feast will be brought to the kennels.

  Grand Maester Pycelle : Your Grace, uh, Queen Margaery said they were to be...

  Cersei Lannister : The QUEEN is telling you the leftovers will feed the dogs... or you will.

  [Pycelle leaves; Cersei waits until he is gone, smiles, and walks away]