- Susana Dee: I saw that what's-his-name broke up with you.
- Melissa Dee: Who said anything...
- Susana Dee: No one said anything. I saw that you posted song lyrics online.
- Melissa Dee: I just feel like Beyonce gets me.
- Sergio: I have done many things, seen the world, owned businesses. Now I'm just enjoying the twilight of my youth.
- Susana Dee: I hate to break it to you, but I think your youth is far behind you.
- Sergio: Or sitting right in front of me.