Major Crimes (TV Series)
False Pretenses (2013)
Tony Denison: Andy Flynn
Quotes
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D.D.A. Emma Rios : Lieutenant Provenza?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Yes.
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Good morning, Lieutenant.
Lt. Louie Provenza : Yeah.
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Is it... is it bad?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Well, I've seen worse. Anyway, I was just going upstairs with the suicide. You're welcome to join me.
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Well, well, maybe I should look.
[gasps]
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Her face is missing, Lieutenant! You said...
Lt. Louie Provenza : I said that I had seen worse - and I have.
Lt. Andy Flynn : He has.
Lt. Louie Provenza : Emma, if you're going to continue to come to the morgue and to the crime scenes, you have got to get used to it.
Detective Julio Sanchez : Uh, here, uh, let me help you.
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Oh, thanks.
Detective Julio Sanchez : This way. Here, I got you a coffee.
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Seriously? Thank you. Mm... I didn't have time to stop on my way in. How did you know?
Detective Julio Sanchez : I'm a detective.
Lt. Louie Provenza : Excuse me, Detective.
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Stewart Ness : And after he left, I called my assistant for help and, well, I-I... I deleted the app and just... tried my best to forget the whole thing.
[pause]
Stewart Ness : Except... I may have saved a copy of the chest photo. Well, I'll show you if you give me my phone back.
Lt. Andy Flynn : Why would you save his picture?
Stewart Ness : I told you. He was kind of hot. Oh! See?
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Lt. Mike Tao : Hey, Andy, about this cleanse... I think I figured out where all your energy's coming from.
Lt. Andy Flynn : Yeah, I told you, it's the Gingko Balboa.
Buzz Watson : And the caffeine.
Lt. Andy Flynn : No way. Give me that.
Lt. Mike Tao : It's right there. Fourth ingredient.
Lt. Andy Flynn : What? That cute girl in the health food store, she said that the...
[Tao and Buzz laugh]
Lt. Andy Flynn : Oh, I'm glad my trying to improve my health amuses you guys so much. Cynical jerks.
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Lt. Andy Flynn : Look, I got a physical coming up.
Lt. Louie Provenza : Well, that's not an exam that you have to study for.