- Castiel: I like this bunker. It's orderly.
- Sam Winchester: Oh, give us a few months. Dean wants to get a ping-pong table.
- Castiel: I've heard that. It's a game, right?
- Castiel: Where's the pie?
- Store Clerk: I think we're out.
- Castiel: You don't understand...
- [Grabs him by the neck]
- Castiel: I. NEED. PIE!
- Sam Winchester: [Gets a phone call from 666] How'd you get this number?
- Crowley: Ah, first things first... what are you wearing?
- Dean Winchester: Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.
- Sam Winchester: Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.
- Castiel: [Looking shocked and surprised] In your what?
- Dean Winchester: How you feeling?
- Sam Winchester: Honestly, ummm... my, uh whole body hurts. I feel nauseous and like I'm starving at the same time. And everything smells like rotting meat.
- Dean Winchester: I've had that hangover. Jäger, man.
- Sarah Blake: What about you?
- Sam Winchester: Me? Pretty much the same, I guess.
- Sarah Blake: No, you're not. You're not the same. Look, it's been years, and I can't even imagine the things you've been through. But I don't know. You just seem... more focused, confident, like... you know what you want.
- [Pats him]
- Sarah Blake: You grew up, Sam.
- [pause]
- Sarah Blake: I do miss the old haircut, though.
- Peter Kent Demon: [after being exorcised] I'm so sorry. God, I was a monster.
- Father Max Thompson: But now you are a man again. And you have been saved.
- Father Simon: A demon is a human soul, twisted and corrupted by its time in Hell. Father Thompson believed that you could wash that taint away and restore their humanity.
- Dean Winchester: So, what, they just stay in whatever schmuck they're possessing and get a ticket upstairs?
- Father Simon: I wish I knew.
- Sam Winchester: That wasn't a normal exorcism. They changed the words.
- Castiel: I believe "lustra" is Latin for wash or cleanse.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, yeah, 'cause that was the most freaky thing was the vocabulary.
- Crowley: I think the people you save, they're how you justify your pathetic little lives. The alcoholism, the collateral damage, the pain you've caused -- the one thing that allows you to sleep at night, the one thing is knowing that these folks are out there, still out there happy and healthy because of you, you great, big, bloody heroes. They're your life's work, and I'm going to rip it apart piece by piece because I can, because you can't stop me, and because when they're all gone, what will you have left?
- Sam Winchester: What the hell are you doing, Crowley?
- Crowley: Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious? I'm killing everyone you've ever saved - the damsels in distress, the innocent whipper-snappers, the would-be vampire chow - all of them.
- Dean Winchester: Soup's on. There we go.
- [Sets down tray]
- Sam Winchester: A half-drunk beer, jerky, and three peanut-butter cups?
- Dean Winchester: [after watching Men of Letters film reel of a strange exorcism] Well, that was weird... With three exclamation points.
- Dean Winchester: "Class 5 infernal event"?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah. See, the Letters have this whole rating system. "The Exorcist" would have been a class 2.
- Dean Winchester: All right, so, what makes this puppet show so special?
- Sam Winchester: It was weird.
- Dean Winchester: Weird how?
- Sam Winchester: No clue. One of the files just had a note written in the margin about room 7B and the word "weird" with three exclamation points.
- Sam Winchester: So you really think this'll work?
- Dean Winchester: Dude, we got needles, we got thread. We've seen Young Frankenstein about a thousand times. We're golden.
- Castiel: The final test; do you know what it is?
- Sam Winchester: I have to cure a Demon.
- Castiel: Of what?
- Sam Winchester: That's what we're trying to figure out.
- Sam Winchester: We don't have the tablet. Kevin took it and-...
- Crowley: I took Kevin. Then someone took him back. Word from the cloud is that it wasn't Heaven. So either the cutest little Prophet in the world is with you two lads, or you better find him tout-bloody-suite
- Abaddon: [after having her head sown back on] Morning, sunshines.
- Dean Winchester: It worked.
- [to Sam]
- Dean Winchester: You owe me a beer.
- Abaddon: And I owe you both so, so much. I can't wait to tear out those pretty green eyes.
- Sam Winchester: Good luck with that.
- Dean Winchester: We figured kitty didn't need her claws.
- Abaddon: [Looks down. her hands haven't been re-attached] Then I'll stump you to death. It'll be swell.
- Dean Winchester: The Men of Letters kept files on every demonic possession for the last 300 years, I mean, we've got Borden, Lizzy, all the way to Crane, Ichabod.
- Sam Winchester: Dude, go easy on Cass, okay. He's one of the good guys.
- Dean Winchester: Dude, if anybody else - I mean *anybody* - pulled that kind of crap, I would stab them in their neck on principle. Why should I give him a free pass?
- Sam Winchester: [sighs] Because... it's Cass.