- Wade Messer: Well, hey, Raylan...
- Raylan Givens: Wade.
- Wade Messer: Can I get you a blowjob or something?
- Raylan Givens: Just some water.
- Wynn Duffy: I didn't take you for a tennis fan Mr Crowder, but the only reason I can see you calling at this hour is to discuss Azarenka's last match.
- Wynn Duffy: I've been to Detroit before but I don't believe Mr Crowder has ever been outside of Kentucky.
- Boyd Crowder: Well, I've been to Iraq. It's a lot like Detroit except you have better music.