- Molly Flynn: Leaving just seemed like the right thing to do.
- Mike Biggs: Through the window?
- Molly Flynn: You know, anybody can leave through a door.
- Molly Flynn: To be honest, I don't have a very good excuse for what I did.
- Mr. Wisney: You don't need a good excuse. You're in a union.
- Peggy: [discussing Molly's breakdown] Welcome to marriage. People change. They get old, they get grumpy, they get ugly as a monkey's butt. But you stay. And you know why? Because you promised Jesus to stick it out. Just remember, marriage is not for the faint of heart. I'll never understand why the gays want it so bad. But who knows? Maybe they'll fix it up like a sketchy neighbourhood.
- Molly Flynn: [after being jostled a little] Hey, do you have a problem?
- Isabelle: Oh, you mean other then the loud, obnoxious drunks at the next table?
- Victoria Flynn: We're sorry, we didn't hear them, we were singing.
- Isabelle: Wow, this one's drunk AND stupid.
- Joyce Flynn: You better watch your mouth, Sasquatch.
- Molly Flynn: Take it easy, mom.
- Isabelle: Oh, you're her mother? How did that
- [indicating Molly]
- Isabelle: come out of that?
- [indicating Joyce]
- Joyce Flynn: Say that again, I'll kick you in the balls!
- Mike Biggs: This is just so weird. I have never seen Molly act like this.
- Victoria Flynn: Mom, maybe you should tell him.
- Mike Biggs: Tell me what?
- Joyce Flynn: Nothing. Shouldn't jump to conclusions.
- Mike Biggs: Joyce, what's going on?
- Joyce Flynn: Oh boy, I don't know how to say it.
- Mike Biggs: Well, just say it.
- Joyce Flynn: There's a history of mental illness in our family.
- Officer Carl McMillan: [slightly shocked] Wow.
- Joyce Flynn: Nothing bad, just barking, eating your own hair.
- Victoria Flynn: Holding an imaginary baby.
- Officer Carl McMillan: [even more shocked] Wow.
- Mike Biggs: Now hang on, let's not go to crazy to fast. I mean, all she did was flip out in front a bunch of nine year olds, climb out a window, walk six miles in the rain...
- Mike Biggs: [resigned, realizing how it sounds] Wow!