Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Jerry's Retirement (2013)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Donna Meagle : Barkin' up the wrong tree, Filo.
Tom Haverford : What do you mean?
Donna Meagle : Andy will never be the new Jerry. Nothing embarrasses him; he's like a giant puppy with no shame.
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Tom Haverford : Listen, now that Jerry's gone, we need to hire someone to pick up the slack.
Ron Swanson : A new person in the office?
Tom Haverford : Not a person - an intern.
Ron Swanson : Why on Earth would I get an intern?
Tom Haverford : Interns cost nothing to the taxpayer. And, more importantly, they're usually stupid and terrible, so they get no work done. It's like a Jerry you don't have to pay!
Ron Swanson : Damn son, that is one compelling argument. Keep it up Filo - we may destroy this government one day after all.