DuckTales: Remastered (2013 Video Game)
Terence McGovern: Launchpad
Quotes
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Launchpad McQuack : You got your radio, Mr McDee?
Scrooge McDuck : Aye, of course I do.
Launchpad McQuack : Great! Then I'll be your eyes in the sky!
Scrooge McDuck : I'd be happy if you'd just keep your eyes ON the sky, for once...
[walks off]
Scrooge McDuck : What an airhead...
Launchpad McQuack : [on radio] Hey, I heard that!
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Launchpad McQuack : [on radio] You haven't stumbled across a pizza joint down there, have ya, Mr McDee? I'm getting kinda hungry up here...
Scrooge McDuck : I'm not even going to dignify that question with a response.
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Launchpad McQuack : [on radio] This is Launchpad, Mr McDee! Come in, Mr McD...
[crash!]
Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, what was that?
Launchpad McQuack : Uh, nothing, boss... I'm sure nobody was using that tree anyway...
[Angry monkeys are heard on the radio]
Launchpad McQuack : Uh, except maybe them... and them... and also them!
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[Scrooge comes across a stone disk with circular holes]
Launchpad McQuack : Oh, you must have come across an ancient Incan poker table, Mr McDee! How about I come down here and you deal me in for a hand?
Scrooge McDuck : You come down here and I'll deal you a blow to the head! You're supposed to be keeping an eye out for trouble, remember?
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[a rumble is heard]
Launchpad McQuack : [checks his tummy] Wasn't me.
Webby : Then what was it?
[a roar is heard again]
Launchpad McQuack : [frightened] That definitely wasn't me!
Scrooge McDuck : Whatever it was, it won't last long if it tries to get between me and the Lost Crown!
Webby : Uncle Scrooge, don't go!
Scrooge McDuck : Dinnae worry, lassie, whatever is in that cave is no match for your Uncle Scrooge. I earned my fortune by being smarter than the smarties, and tougher than the toughies. If anything's in there, it had better step aside!
Webby : But I'm scared!
Scrooge McDuck : Stay with Launchpad, he'll take good care of you!
[goes off]
Webby : Stay with Launchpad? Gee, now I'm EXTRA scared!
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Launchpad McQuack : It was real swell of you to give Glomgold a lift home, Mr McD!
[Glomgold and the Beagle Boys are in a paddy wagon]
Scrooge McDuck : Uh, I'll put it on your bill, Flinty. You can pay me back in, oh, three to five years - with interest of course!
[laughs]
Flintheart Glomgold : I'll get your for this, McDuck! Mark my words!
[is taken away]
Scrooge McDuck : Now there's a sight I never get tired of...
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Launchpad McQuack : [on radio] I'm running a little low on fuel up here...
Scrooge McDuck : Well, where are the extra fuel canisters?
Launchpad McQuack : [awkward laugh] Well, that's why I'm calling yah, boss. I checked the glove compartment, but all I found was gloves.
Scrooge McDuck : You'd best find those fuel canisters, or the next thing you'll be flying is a model airplane!
Launchpad McQuack : Okay, okay! Yeesh! Last time I ask you for help...
Scrooge McDuck : Is that a promise?
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Launchpad McQuack : You know, Mc McDee, I had a thought.
Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, why start now and spoil a perfect record?
Launchpad McQuack : That's a good question!
Scrooge McDuck : Well, I don't have all day! What was your thought?
Launchpad McQuack : Come to think of it... I forgot.
Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, were you dropped on your head much as a child?
Launchpad McQuack : All the time! Why?
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Launchpad McQuack : No worries, Mr McDee, I've got the coordinates for Shadow Pass locked in! We'll be there lickety-split!
Flintheart Glomgold : More like lickety-splat!
Scrooge McDuck : Glomgold!
Flintheart Glomgold : Nice to see ye, McDuck! Especially since you've led me right to the treasure! To whom do I owe my thanks - your idiotic pilot, or did yeh play it safe and let those two wee ones fly the plane?
Scrooge McDuck : You dirty cheat, only you could sink so low!
Launchpad McQuack : And at 15000 feet, no less!
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[Webby communicates with the female yeti]
Webby : W She says she's sorry if she hurt you. She's just upset 'cause she stepped on a thorn, and can't get it out.
Scrooge McDuck : A thorn? You don't suppose...
[checks out the yeti's foot]
Scrooge McDuck : Here's your thorn, Webigail: the Lost Crown of Genghis Khan!
Webby : The pretty crown, you found it!
Scrooge McDuck : Aye, the poor creature was standing on it! Webby, I cannae thank you enough! I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Without your help we never would have found the treasure! Oh, and thanks to you too, ma'am!
[the yeti roars]
Webby : [giggles] I think she likes you, Uncle Scrooge!
Launchpad McQuack : That's odd, usually it's me the ladies go gaga for...