- [during the outtakes]
- Luke: I had a job for a minute as one of those sign spinners.
- Joseph: Like in one of those sandwich places?
- Luke: Yeah, but I plugged it in, put some Christmas lights in it, tried to get paid extra... strangled my penis.
- Joseph: Strangled your penis? How does that happen?
- Luke: You can strangle your penis.
- Joseph: Were you doing that flip behind your back and came up around your taint?
- Luke: My penis was in a rear, naked choke.
- Joseph: What kind of workman's comp do you get for that?
- Luke: You just get fired...
- [they start laughing]
- [the three girls arrive to the lake]
- Zoe: Whoo, alright. Let's get naked.
- Mary: What are you doing? Someone could see you.
- Zoe: Mary who? Mrs. Gregorson? I see like two houses here.
- [Taking her top off]
- Zoe: If I'm getting anything out of being stuck in the middle of nowhere, it's a tan, without lines.
- [Goes into the water]
- Zoe: Come on in bitches.
- Mary: Well, I guess we can be grateful she left her bottoms on.
- Jenn: I bet Mrs. Gregorson swims topless.