- Mrs. Maggot: That Talking Fox That Found the Hobbits Sleeping in the Woods Near the Beginning of Their Journey?
- Fox: Frankly, I'm surprised I even made it into the book. I feel almost too childish for The Hobbit!
- Mrs. Maggot: Really. The Hobbit had a talking purse.
- Fox: I said almost!
- Ioreth: That out of focus lady leading Aragorn through the houses of healing in the extended edition is definitely supposed to be me, but I'm not counting it! Why? Because she hasn't got any lines! My entire main character trait is babbling on and on about nothing in particular, answering simple questions with personal details, possibly being a slightly misogynistic stereotype of an old nurse maid, and then talking on and on until I get finally cut off by...