- Pam Poovey: [after head-butting an archduke] Oh, sorry, your archdukeness.
- Ray Gillette: I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like violence against an archduke ever led to somethin' bad.
- Sterling Archer: So, we're turning her into the cops, right? If the French have cops and not mimes with invisible guns.
- Pam Poovey: The wine they have in France is l'amazing.
- Ray Gillette: Uh, yeah. This stuff's from Quebec, and I think it's made from beaver squeezins.
- Zara Khan: Zara Khan, Interpol.
- Sterling Archer: We weren't expecting someone with your profile... or bone structure.
- Zara Khan: Well, it's a blessing... and a curse.
- Pam Poovey: Uhhh, what's the curse?
- Zara Khan: Pretending there's a curse part.
- Pam Poovey: [Zara Khan rings a doorbell of a mansion] Wait, what are we doing?
- Zara Khan: Like I said, fact-finding. We're just chasing down a lead.
- [a man opens the door and is immediately cold-cocked by Zara]
- Sterling Archer: Jesus, was it in that guy's skull?
- Zara Khan: Doesn't look like it, but I bet there are more skulls in here.
- [Enters the residence]
- Zara Khan: [after threatening to cut off a man's finger or shoot his dog] I wouldn't have shot the dog.
- Sterling Archer: And the finger?
- Zara Khan: I've always thought 10 was a lot.
- Cheryl Tunt: And I feel like there's only a 10% chance that I'll attack my coworkers' eyes with stainless steel kabob skewers.
- Cyril Figgis: Uh, I mean you really should be at zero.
- Cheryl Tunt: [Inhaling through her teeth really close to Cyril's face] Now it's up to 20%.