- Axl Heck: Okay, now, uh, sprinkle the glass around so it looks like the rock came from outside.
- Brick Heck: Ow! How come you don't have to touch any glass?
- Axl Heck: 'Cause I got fingerprinted for the missing child program back when Mom and Dad still cared.
- Frankie Heck: I've seen enough episodes of "Castle" to know that something is not right with this picture. The glass is evenly laid out. The rock is placed just so. It's all a little too neat.
- Mike Heck: Only in this house would broken glass all over the floor be considered neat.
- Axl Heck: Clearly, we've been playing it wrong all these years.
- Sue Heck: What do you mean?
- Axl Heck: What I mean is that together we are awesome. But alone, only I am still awesome.
- Brick Heck: Huh?
- Axl Heck: They made a huge mistake when they had three kids. We outnumber them. So as long as we stick together, we get stronger and they get weaker. There's nothing we can't do.
- Sue Heck: Again? No! It's rigged!
- Frankie Heck: It's not rigged, Sue.
- Sue Heck: Then how come the Wheel of Pain always lands on me?
- Mike Heck: Tonight, or life in general?
- Sue Heck: I can't lose my party. It's my Sweet 16. It's the only birthday that has its own adjective.
- Mike Heck: If you didn't want to take away Sue's party, you never should have put it on the Wheel of Pain.
- Frankie Heck: I was just so sure it was gonna land on Axl. I kinda made his slice a little bigger.