- Chefredakteur Jan Breitmann: [after meeting the Donnersbergs, mentioning the similar look] Honey, is that us?
- Franz Ferdinand von Donnersberg: No, we are the once, nobody knows.
- Chefredakteur Jan Breitmann: I can change that.
- Max Drexel: I hate the voters. They all talk about the selfishness of the politicians but for themselves they only think about the by-pass and their townhouse.
- Franz Ferdinand von Donnersberg: That's right. Everybody thinks about himself, only I'm thinking about myself.
- Franz Ferdinand von Donnersberg: Why isn't it allow to say "War"? It has to be said. War, war. War, war, war. War! Thank you.
- Angela Murkel: There are some things, people don't want to know, how they are done. Like laws and war. And sausage.
- Chefredakteur Jan Breitmann: [to Donnersberg] Where should the first travel go?
- Max Drexel: [interrupts] First it's the USA. 50.000 employments at Forpel are in danger.
- Chefredakteur Jan Breitmann: [singing] New York, New York...
- Max Drexel: But the concern is not in New York, it's in Detroit.
- Chefredakteur Jan Breitmann: But there is no good song about Detroit, Moritz.
- [last lines]
- Franz Ferdinand von Donnersberg: My memoirs should be my political comeback. But Victoria thinks, to do it with a new look: without styling gel and glasses. But I don't know how to explain that.
- Max Drexel: Just say that a good-looking Indian doctor in the USA has discovered that you can see good, also without glasses.
- Franz Ferdinand von Donnersberg: [laughs] Really? No one will believe that.
- Max Drexel: Sure, Donni, sure. They would believe you everything.
- Außenminister Wellerweste: I'm the the Statue of Liberty of market economy in the flesh.
- Angela Murkel: May I remind you that she's empty inside, Guido?
- Franz Ferdinand von Donnersberg: Berlin is everything that I am not, poor but sexy.
- Max Drexel: But I am like Berlin: Poor and sexy.
- Max Drexel: Man, we'll become ministers.
- Franz Ferdinand von Donnersberg: We'll become ministers, Max.