- Danny Vasquez: I will not rest untill we open this door!
- [10 hours later]
- Danny Vasquez: I'm going to bed.
- Catbug: [the Warriors try to stop a growing mass of microorganisms] PUT A LITTLE FENCE AROUND IT!
- Beth Tezuka: The laws of space and time don't apply. Trying to control this thing would be like trying to make oatmeal cry.
- Catbug: Why would you do that?
- Chris Kirkman: It's like trying to use the President's mouth to make out with God's middle name.
- Wallow: It's like trying to stir diarrhea with your dog's sense of humor.
- [Everyone laughs and Danny retches]
- Paralyzed Horse: [voice over] Paralyzed Horse's Log: July 3, 3085. Every day I hear and I see eternity. I am frozen in all of my knowledge of forever. But I belong only to one girl. Nowhere can I see more clearly than into her heart. When Beth feels heartbreak, I am stranded in the stygian void, helpless to comfort her, for I am just a horse. Sleep now, Bravest Warriors, and dream of doors and keys and Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips. Today, something unnatural has slipped into your universe. An octave of death. A tentacle of time. It is the final gift... and it is not for you. Beth does not know it now, but this gift... is for her.
- Paralyzed Horse: [voiceover] Paralyzed Horse's log: July 3rd, 3085. Everyday I hear and I see eternity. I am frozen in all of my knowledge of forever.