- Arthur Griffin: Well, I must be going too. I just scored a sweet deal on a truckload of oranges. Gotta keep those goblins away.
- [Big Time Rush asks for their money]
- Kelly Wainwright: Well, you can't have your money because Griffin put it all into an account that you can't access until you're twenty-one.
- Gustavo Rocque: This way, it's safe and secure, and you dogs can't waste it on stupid things.
- James Diamond: We won't do that.
- Arthur Griffin: Of course you would, because you're all young and stupid.
- Logan Mitchell: Isn't tipping great? It's like saying thank you, only with money, and then you get things.
- Camille Roberts: True. Just be careful not to overdo it so you still HAVE money.
- Arthur Griffin: Tell you what. I'll give you each a $5,000 bonus. If you can prove to me that you haven't wasted it by 5:00 tomorrow afternoon, we'll talk about access to the rest of your money.
- Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell: [together] Challenge accepted.
- [James enters in classic Asian garb]
- Kendall Knight: Please tell me you didn't buy a magic carpet.
- James Diamond: Do I LOOK like an idiot?
- James Diamond: Gordon Bartholomew Slitherton, you had me worried sick. I will never let go of you again.
- Carlos Garcia: Problems are no problem when you got a super assistant who can do anything. Assistant?
- Carlos' Assistant: Actually I do know a way you can make a ton of money with a truckload of oranges.
- Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Logan Mitchell: [together] How?
- Carlos' Assistant: It's simple. All you have to do is...
- [phone chimes]
- Carlos' Assistant: And Carlos is officially out of money, which means I no longer work for him.
- Carlos Garcia: Wait. What? How can I be out of money?
- Carlos' Assistant: Well, you pay me $100 an hour. Add in additional grooming fees, hazard pay, overtime, and the twelve lobsters for the lobster chariot you made me build and never used, your $5,000 is officially spent.
- Katie Knight: [stuck with a truckload or oranges] I think I might know a way we can still SQUEEZE some profits out of this.
- Kendall Knight: Okay, what is it?
- Katie Knight: It's a very JUICY plan to get every DROP of your money back.
- Kendall Knight: Please just tell me already!
- Katie Knight: We're gonna make orange juice, genius!
- Kendall Knight: [catching on] Then let's get to squeezin'.