- Elena Gilbert: We're in college... Caroline.
- Caroline Forbes: We actually made it. We're here.
- Bonnie Bennett: [unseen ghost] We're all here together.
- [not heard, not reacted to]
- Damon Salvatore: You okay?
- Elena Gilbert: Yeah, I just got this weird feeling that something bad's about to happen.
- Caroline Forbes: [walking on campus] You're dreaming about Stefan?
- Elena Gilbert: They're not dreams. It's more of a feeling. Maybe I should call him.
- Caroline Forbes: So that he can hear how happy you are with Damon? Absolutely not. He'll call you when he's ready.
- Elena Gilbert: So I should just live with this nagging pit in my stomach?
- Caroline Forbes: Okay, Elena, that pit is called guilt. You feel terrible, because you broke Stefan's heart. And that nagging feeling is your brain waking up to tell you you've made a horrible, yet completely reversible mistake.
- Elena Gilbert: Nice try. Besides, Stefan and I left things in a good place.
- Caroline Forbes: Doesn't mean he hasn't been thinking about you shacking up with his brother.
- Sheriff Liz Forbes: [passing by] Hello, Mom ears. I'm still here.
- Katherine Pierce: [gulping down glass of whiskey] You'll have to cut me off soon. My tolerance is
- [pours another]
- Katherine Pierce: a joke now. It's just so... glorious.
- Damon Salvatore: You're miserable.
- Katherine Pierce: Please. I'm Katherine Pierce. I'm a survivor.
- Damon Salvatore: You're a liar. Your hair is messed up. Your nails are chipped. You're a sad little human being. And you want me to turn you. So there.
- [bites his wrist, offers her his blood to drink]
- Damon Salvatore: Go ahead. Drink up. I'll kill you, you'll bite the mailman, you'll be a vampire again. Go ahead, come on.
- Katherine Pierce: I can't, okay? No one's ever taken the cure before. If I die, there's a good chance I may never wake up.
- Damon Salvatore: [sarcastic] And that would be tragic.
- Katherine Pierce: And deep down in that mushy, gushy Elena-loving heart, there's a part of you that doesn't want me to die.
- Elena Gilbert: So... How do you think this whole long-distance thing is gonna work out?
- Damon Salvatore: Well, I personally plan on forgetting you the second you walk out that door.
- [smiles, she chuckles, they kiss]
- Jeremy Gilbert: [practicing what to say at school] Ever since I lost my parents and my aunt, I've been acting out. Drugs, drinking. I was... looking for attention, so I lit my house on fire and faked my own death.
- Elena Gilbert: Really stress the drug thing. And I'd definitely say that the fire was an accident, because there's crazy, and then there's...
- [scoffs]
- Elena Gilbert: well, me.
- Elena Gilbert: So, roomie, I think we should drink to something.
- Caroline Forbes: I couldn't agree more, roomie.
- [chuckles as she takes out blood transfusion bags]
- Elena Gilbert: To us, and college, and being functional vampires.
- Caroline Forbes: To the next chapter in our lives.
- [high-five toast with blood transfusion bags]
- Bonnie Bennett: We're lucky, Jer. How many people die and still get to talk to their best friends?
- Jeremy Gilbert: How many best friends can't feel each other?
- Caroline Forbes: Elena, she saw us stuck on the threshold. We might as well have flashed her our fangs!
- Elena Gilbert: There's no way that out of the thousands of freshmen we were randomly paired up with someone who knows about vampires!
- Caroline Forbes: Maybe it wasn't random.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [back in Mystic Falls, to Matt] From five-star restaurants in Paris to tapping kegs in the park. Tragic.
- Silas: Why are you... in my brother's bathtub?
- Katherine Pierce: [thinks he's Stefan] Why aren't you?
- Silas: [sits down casually next to the tub] I will say... that's a tempting offer.
- Katherine Pierce: Ooh. He flirts. I like Elena-less Stefan.
- Silas: You know, human looks better on you... than I would have guessed... Katherine.
- Katherine Pierce: I think you just accidentally gave me a compliment.
- Silas: No, I mean it. You sitting here all... weak and... vulnerable... It works.
- Elena Gilbert: [as police remove the body] What is happening? Our roommate is dead. There was a vampire at the party.
- Caroline Forbes: We don't know what she knew or whom she told.