The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV Series)
The Pirate Queen (2023)
Rachel Brosnahan: Miriam 'Midge' Maisel
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Quotes
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Gordon Ford : [In a teasing tone] Pardon me, miss, but could I get your autograph as well?
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [Shocked to see her boss outside her show] Well, as I live and breathe. I didn't know you came downtown.
Gordon Ford : I try not to, but they sell the best smack on that corner right over there.
[He jokes, pointing to the nearby street corner]
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Ah!
[She laughs]
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Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : I am not going on a date with you.
Gordon Ford : Fine. We'll just start sleeping together. Personally, I'll miss the romance, but, you know, I'll take what I can get.
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [Shaking her head, as she folds her arms] Gordon. Gordon.
Gordon Ford : Just once then. We'll do it up nice. Penthouse at the Carlyle; champagne, robes and slippers for after, or during, whatever the lady wishes.
[She smiles into her coffee at this attempt at seduction as he continues]
Gordon Ford : A kiss? One... Really Terrific kiss?
[Midge shakes her head]
Gordon Ford : Come on, you got to at least let me redeem myself on that front. I'm a much better kisser off the ice.
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Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : This is not a date.
Gordon Ford : Oh, you're telling me. There's a guy actively dying in the corner over there.
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Gordon Ford : Nice set by the way.
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : You saw my set?
Gordon Ford : I did.
[Nodding]
Gordon Ford : I bought a ticket and everything.
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [Looking at him incredulously] They made you buy a ticket?
Gordon Ford : [With a chagrin smile] Ah, I haven't paid for a ticket in ten years,
[holding up his hand defensively]
Gordon Ford : but I would have, which I think counts for something.
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Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : I have never seen you out of a suit.
Gordon Ford : And I was expecting you to be in full pirate regalia.
[Referring to her piracy charges]
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : It's my parrot's night off.
