- Allen: Hey, June!
- June Colburn: Allen! You're talking to me instead of spreading rumors that I'm bi.
- Allen: Well, in my defense, I only did that because you called me "fat beast" behind my back.
- June Colburn: I never called you a fat beast.
- Allen: [holds up his hand] It's okay, June. I'm over it. Seriously. And in the spirit of forgiveness, I'd like to invite you someplace that's very special to me.
- June Colburn: I would love to! I mean, that is so great of you to be the bigger person.
- [Allen glares at her]
- June Colburn: I'd love to.
- [flashing winsome smile]
- June Colburn: [her roommate goes to AA meetings to score thrown-out alcohol] What is wrong with you?
- [shakes her head]
- June Colburn: You can't keep using these people.
- Chloe: I'm not using them. They have to get rid of their booze anyway. So, in a way, I'm helping. I'm saving lives. I'm like a doctor.
- June Colburn: They need this program. It's very important to them. You can't take advantage of it for your own selfish gain.
- Chloe: Listen, I fully support what those people are doing. I think It's great. I love people who don't drink. Shorter lines at the bar.
- June Colburn: So, you like me?
- Mark Reynolds: Yeah, I do. I've been wanting to bring it up with you for a while, but I didn't know how. Well, I guess It's out now.
- June Colburn: Yeah, I guess so.
- [side of her face gets hit by a condom Chloe tosses at her]
- Chloe: Where did that come from? Who's throwing condoms?
- June Colburn: So, uhm, Mark, you know how much I care about you... as a friend.
- Mark Reynolds: I know. Kinda thought that was what you were gonna say, which is probably why I've been nervous to say anything.
- June Colburn: So... we can stay friends?
- Mark Reynolds: [with relief] Of course. Oh, good, no worries.
- Chloe: [bored by these two] Can somebody hand me my condom back, please?
- Pepper: Good news! Marissa is In! She wants to go out this Saturday night.
- Mark Reynolds: Oh, okay. That works for me.
- [June suddenly has a fit of weird coughs]
- Mark Reynolds: You okay, June?
- June Colburn: Yeah. Yeah. It's just, uh, so hot. I can actually sue you, this coffee is so hot.
- [smiles]
- Pepper: In addition to being an amazing DJ, Marissa also bakes.
- Mark Reynolds: Wow, she sounds like the whole package.
- [which sends June into yet another coughing fit, as Pepper goes off]
- June Colburn: [tries to recover] Oh, God! It's so hot! Why is it so hot? Burned the roof of my mouth.
- [waves hand in front of her lips]
- June Colburn: I had a roof like a minute ago.
- Mark Reynolds: [eyes narrowed] Is everything okay?
- June Colburn: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everything is fine.
- Mark Reynolds: Do you mind if I go out with Marissa on Saturday night?
- June Colburn: Huh? Do I mind?
- Mark Reynolds: Because if you did mind, I guess then I would wonder why you mind. Since we're just friends
- June Colburn: [scoffs] Yeah. That would be weird if I minded, but I don't, so we don't have to worry about that.
- Mark Reynolds: Great.
- [goes back to his duties]
- June Colburn: [weirdly blurts out:] I need your help!
- [Mark comes closer]
- June Colburn: With research analysis from Harkin. You're so good with numbers, and I need help from you, and I need it... Saturday... at eight.
- Mark Reynolds: Really? The exact time you need my help is when I'm supposed to go out on a date?
- June Colburn: Yes.
- Mark Reynolds: [smiles] You sure?
- June Colburn: Yeah. I am.
- Mark Reynolds: [smiles] Okay. Then Saturday at eight it is.
- [assistant returns]
- Mark Reynolds: Pepper, I'm gonna have to cancel the date with Marissa. Sorry.
- Pepper: Well, that's a bummer! But thankfully Marissa is extremely emotionally stable,
- [shakes her head]
- Pepper: so she's not gonna get too upset about it. Just the right amount of sad.
- [chuckles, then breaks down:]
- Pepper: God, she's perfect!
- June Colburn: I'm sorry to take up your break. I just kinda thought we should talk about what happened.
- Mark Reynolds: I know. It's great. I'm glad to see you. That's what breaks are for.
- June Colburn: Yeah. So... we did it.
- Mark Reynolds: Yeah! That was surprising. You telling me you like me and then climbing on top of me.
- [shakes his head]
- Mark Reynolds: I did not see that one coming.
- June Colburn: Me neither. Guess I got caught up in the moment.
- Chloe: You're not really an alcoholic!
- James Van Der Beek: Neither are you.
- Chloe: I'm more of a real fake alcoholic than you are!