Ted 2 (2015)

Ron Canada: Judge

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Quotes 

• Judge : Ms. Jackson please control your client or I will hold you both in contempt of court.

  Ted : Oh, piss off! All right? I'm standing up for me, and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect!

  Samantha Jackson : Ted, shut up!

  Ted : Fine!

  [Ted begins to play Angry birds on his iPhone] 

• John : He's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fuckin' Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that, some kinda weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster?

  Shep Wild : Your Honor!

  Judge : I'll allow it.