- [Alexandra, who dated Carrie and Fred simultaneously, has just dumped Carrie and is still dating Fred]
- Fred: If it makes you feel any better, Alexandra's just, like, a mess. She's, like, a crazy person. She's, like, not sane. She's, like, not well. You know what I mean? She's, like, confused and confusing and a mess.
- Carrie: Well, also, you're dating her.
- Fred: I know. It's great.
- Alexandra: We should all try living together. I don't think you should move out - this is your house!
- Fred: She says stuff like that! Think about those words. "This is your house." She just thought of that!
- Carrie: But she picked you.
- Fred: Mm-hmm. It's so fun. It's, like, insane fun.