- Kim: Mrs. Murphy, if I... if I may, our children, no matter what we think, they... they will live their own lives. The world is changing.
- Eileen: Not that much!
- Kim: It is changing and that is a good thing. Every generation sees a little less division and a little more open minds and open hearts. I think we should be happy and proud that our kids... our children see people as people.
- Eileen: [to Madea who's come in with Buddy and Conner while she was in the kitchen with Kim] You were out there a long time. I felt conflicted. I didn't know whether to go look for you, or keep an eye on our food.
- [about Kim]
- Eileen: I didn't let her near the food!
- Madea: You whisper like a damn bullhorn!
- Madea: [to a woman looking for lingerie] You don't want to be walking around with a slingshot up your butt.
- Madea: [to Eileen] I go to the bathroom 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 times a night, got to squirt a little pee. How the hell am I gonna go to the bathroom with you got all that furniture pushed against the door?
- [Eileen hands her a cup]
- Madea: What the hell is this for? I can't sit on this damn cup!
- Eileen: Then stand up!