American Beauty
- Episode aired May 26, 2001
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- Hamish
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- Trevor
- (voice)
- Davina
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- JP
- (voice)
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Hamish: [Voiceover] My name is... Hamish. I'm thirty five years old and in less than a week, I'll be dead. In a way, I'm dead already... Look at that poor bastard on the kitchen table, being operated on by an unqualified parrot and a drug dependant cat. Funny thing is, this is the high point of my day... It's all downhill from here... So that's a vacuum cleaner and this is my life. Ha! You'd think I wouldn't miss it so much...
JP: It's hopeless! It's jammed solid! It won't budge!
Davina: What are you going to do, then?
JP: Well, we have a difficult decision to make.
Davina: You mean?
JP: Yes, it's either the patient, or the hoover, I can't save both of them. What will it be?
Davina: We really need that hoover.
JP: Yes, we do!
Hamish: [Voiceover] Nice people, eh? Or at least I thought they were, just one short week ago...