Life After Beth (2014)
Dane DeHaan: Zach Orfman
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Quotes
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Erica Wexler : I'm so sorry about Beth, by the way. Your mom talked to my mom about it.
Zach Orfman : I used to really want her to come back.
Erica Wexler : Of course.
Zach Orfman : But things are really complicated between us, you know? Like kind of fucked up.
Erica Wexler : Right.
Zach Orfman : Now, I just kind of wish she would stay dead.
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Zach Orfman : We're going to go for a hike.
Geenie Slocum : Not a hot idea.
Maury Slocum : In broad daylight? Zach, are you nuts?
Geenie Slocum : Wait till nightfall.
Beth Slocum : Why?
Maury Slocum : Because, baby, it's safer.
Beth Slocum : At night? Who hikes at night?
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Zach Orfman : You have like, really great skin.
Erica Wexler : Really?
Zach Orfman : Yeah, it's like... It's really great.
Erica Wexler : Oh, my God. Thank you.
Zach Orfman : Can I touch it?
Erica Wexler : Yeah, okay. You're so interesting.
Zach Orfman : [touches her cheek] Wow. It's like flawless.
Erica Wexler : Oh, my God! Thank you.
[giggling]
Zach Orfman : And I can breathe through my nose around you.
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Zach Orfman : Oh, everything's great. Beth's alive and it was all just one big hoax. So, just forget about it.
Judy Orfman : Well, I don't think that's funny.
Zach Orfman : Yeah, well, I don't either.
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Zach Orfman : You don't want to eat me, do you?
Beth Slocum : Zach! Not right now. Remember?
Zach Orfman : No, I mean really eat me.
Beth Slocum : Stop. Not with my parents around. Come on.
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Noah Orfman : You're up pretty early, son.
Zach Orfman : Or is it really, really late? I mean, it's all relative, you know?
Noah Orfman : [nervous chuckle] Not really, no.
Zach Orfman : Well, it's like there's no past, no future, no up or down. No dead or alive. Jesus realized this.
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Beth Slocum : [Looking at her grave] Is this some kind of sick joke?
Zach Orfman : I wish it was.
Beth Slocum : W... What is that?
Zach Orfman : You died a week and a half ago. And then you must have like dug yourself up or something.
Beth Slocum : No. No. No. No way. That's impossible Zach. Zach.
Zach Orfman : Ok listen: You... went hiking by yourself.
Beth Slocum : No, I didn't.
Zach Orfman : Yes, and you gotten bitten by a snake, and then you died.
Beth Slocum : How could I be dead Zach? I'm not dead. My mom and dad would have told me if I was... dead.
Zach Orfman : They didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Beth Slocum : No. No. How could I be... how could I be dead if I'm alive? You can't be both things Zach. You can either be dead or alive, and I'm alive.
Zach Orfman : Ok, Ok... um...
Beth Slocum : Look at me Zach. Feel me. Look.
Zach Orfman : Your parents think you were resurrected.
Beth Slocum : Like Jesus?
Zach Orfman : Or a zombie.
Beth Slocum : Or a zombie? What the fuck Zach? What does that mean?
Zach Orfman : [Zach places his hand on Beth's shoulder in an attempt to comfort her] Hey...
Beth Slocum : [Beth looks at her grave again, in a mixed state of shock and confusion] I'm dead.
Zach Orfman : Yeah.
Beth Slocum : And there's no other Beth?
Zach Orfman : No.
Beth Slocum : Promise?
Zach Orfman : Yeah, You're the only one, ok? Ok listen. Um... things have been like... things have been like really difficult between us. And um... Like, it's not your fault, but...
Beth Slocum : You don't love me anymore.
Zach Orfman : Y... yes.
Beth Slocum : You don't love me anymore.
Zach Orfman : Yes, I do. Ok I just... Look, I can't do this anymore. You're not... you're not you!
Beth Slocum : Yes, it is me. Look at me I'm... Beth. I'm here. How could I not be Beth?
Zach Orfman : I know, but you're not the same Beth Ok? You're just like... You're violent and you're angry and you're destructive, and I'm like... I'm scared of you ok?
Beth Slocum : [Flies into a rage] Fuck you!
[pushes Zach over]
Beth Slocum : I'm Beth, and I'm alive ok?
Zach Orfman : Calm down.
Beth Slocum : [roars] I'm Beth!
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[first lines]
Supermarket Stocker : Can I help you find something, sir?
Zach Orfman : Yeah, do you have any black napkins. I've been looking all over.
Supermarket Stocker : Black napkins... I don't think so. If you don't like white, this is a beige one
Zach Orfman : They have to be black.
Supermarket Stocker : That's more of a Halloween item. You might want to try a party store.
Zach Orfman : [gives a slow, incredulous look]
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Beth Slocum : Your hair is so warm.
Zach Orfman : My hair is warm? What does that mean?
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Zach Orfman : Beth, just chill out. Everything's going to be fine. We're gonna make this better, and then we'll go hiking.
Beth Slocum : Really? You promise?
Zach Orfman : Yeah. Just go easy on the interior, baby.
[leaves her in the car chewing on the seats]