Supernatural (TV Series)
Man's Best Friend with Benefits (2013)
Mishael Morgan: Portia
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Quotes
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Portia : James is a cop with a spotless record. He's used his skills for nothing but good. So why don't you lose the ignorant bigotry for maybe two seconds and give him a shot?
Dean Winchester : That was incredibly hot.
[Portia scoffs, looks at Sam]
Sam Winchester : [Reluctantly] It was pretty hot.
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Drexyl : There is, however, a lot of chatter about our James.
Portia : What kind of chatter?
Drexyl : That he's gone ripper.
Dean Winchester : As in "Jack the"?
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Portia : [James is about to astral project with Sam and Dean] James, are you sure you're still even able to do this?
Dean Winchester : Oh, well, that's a confidence builder. Anything else I should know before I become some disembodied thing, completely at his mercy?
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Phillippe LeChat : Tell me about James. Lot of buzz out there.
Portia : All gossip. The community has a little attitude going.
Phillippe LeChat : He brings it on himself. The whole cop thing; "witch cop" -- is he nuts?
Dean Winchester : I said the exact same thing.
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Dean Winchester : I got to ask. I can't help but wonder-...
Portia : Which came first, dog or girl?
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm just curious as to which one you consider yourself, mostly.
Portia : This have anything to do with what I told you about James and me last night? How you're imagining it?
Dean Winchester : What? No, that's...
[Owns up]
Dean Winchester : Yes.
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Portia : We have an unusual relationship. Familiars aren't supposed to be sexually involved with their witches.
Dean Winchester : [Flustered] Understandable, you know, considering that you're a... well, and that he's... That's...
[Turns to Sam]
Dean Winchester : Little help here?
[Sam shakes his head no]
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Portia : The familiar finds the master, and they become inseparable.
Dean Winchester : Guess a lot of people feel that way about their pets.
[She turns angrily]
Dean Winchester : What?
Portia : I'm *not* James' pet!
Dean Winchester : Well, not all the time.