Dwight Schrute: [on phone with Jim] I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers for Hire.
Jim Halpert: Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.
Dwight Schrute: Oh, God, this again? You're Stinky.
Jim Halpert: Okay, there's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.
Dwight Schrute: Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great-great-grandmother who died of stupidity.
Phyllis Vance: I have ears, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears.
[back to Jim]
Dwight Schrute: See what you leave me with here, Jim?
Jim Halpert: Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.
Dwight Schrute: How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.
Jim Halpert: Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?
Dwight Schrute: Hmm. That's a good... question. 300 times...
[Jim hangs up]
Dwight Schrute: 180... Um that comes to 25 minutes.
[realizes Jim hung up]
Dwight Schrute: Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.