- Jesse Justice: This must be a dream.
- Super Duper Guy: For lots of kids it *would* be a dream to meet me in the flesh... Uhhhh - plastic.
- Super Duper Guy: Who says there's no Santa Claus? He's my source of distribution.
- Bonecruncher: No Santa? You're kidding, right; don't say that around me.
- Capt. Aggro: Roger that. The soldier's A-OK.
- Bonecruncher: Who is Roger?
- Super Duper Guy: So, sooner or later we'll hit something.
- Jesse Justice: What does that mean?
- Super Duper Guy: [they run into a snowbank then surface] I was right. We hit something.
- Jesse Justice: Yeah. Only it was sooner than later.