Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Ocupado... (2013)

James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek

Quotes 

• Chloe : [sitting mournfully in empty tub, Vodka bottle in hand]  Six guys all ruined and some bitch named Melinda's in my head and it's all Ben's fault!

  James Van Der Beek : [alongside her, another loser sits with a flask]  How could the crew choose Ben over me? I offered them my friendship. I would kill to be friends with me. Literally. If somebody was friends with me, I would kill them so that I could be friends with me.

  June Colburn : [enters with ruined novel]  Who ripped out the middle of my book?

  Chloe : [tosses missing pages onto floor]  I needed to talk to you. I tried to hook up with the other guys in my rotation, but I kept hearing them say "Melinda."

  June Colburn : Chloe, this is what I was saying before. It bugs you that you're not Ben's number one. For the first time in your life, you are jealous.

  Chloe : Please! I don't get jealous. I make jealous! In other people. I make other people jealous.

  James Van Der Beek : Yeah, so did I. Now look at us. We were once golden gods. Now... we're number twos.

  [takes swig from flask] 

  Eli Webber : [from his window]  Two number twos in a tub. I bought that DVD in Germany. Weird country.

  June Colburn : Chloe, there's a reason why you are sitting here in this tub instead of out with your five other guys. Benjamin is more than just someone in your rotation.

  Chloe : [takes swig of Vodka]  Maybe he is.

  June Colburn : I mean, do you wanna be exclusive with him? No more rotation? Just him?

  Chloe : [sighs]  Maybe I do.

  [takes another gulp from bottle] 

  June Colburn : [all motherly]  Well, then talk to him. Tell him how you feel.

  [Chloe scews the bottle top closed, gets up, climbs out of the tub, and smacks June through the face very hard] 

  June Colburn : Ow!

  Chloe : That's just me being uncomfortable with the truth.

  [sighs] 

  Chloe : Thank you, June.

  [pats her on the head, walks out]