Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
Dating Games... (2013)
Dreama Walker: June Colburn
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Quotes
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[first lines]
June Colburn : [speaking into camera] Okay, cards on the table. I'm not that great at dating. My ex-fiance and I were together since high school, so I just haven't had a ton of experience at it. My roommate says you should treat dating as a game...
Chloe : What are you doing?
June Colburn : [softly] I'm talking to this guy.
Chloe : No, why are you saying what you're saying? It's boring.
June Colburn : What? It's not boring.
Chloe : [into camera] I'm sorry, my friend wants to apologize for her boringness.
June Colburn : I do not wanna apologize for my boringness!
Chloe : To make up for it, she'll show you her taters.
June Colburn : My what?
[looks annoyed]
Chloe : You know, your rack, your guns, your gewgaws, your jilk mugs.
[to the interviewer:]
Chloe : See? So boring.
[shakes her head]
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Chloe : [still panting] You walk fast for your leg-length.
June Colburn : You were supposed to be helping me meet a guy, not find one for yourself! Where did you even have time to ask him out?
Chloe : When you were putting on your lip gloss. That was a diversionary tactic on my part. Frankly, you were kind of already wearing too much.
June Colburn : Why would you do that to me?
Chloe : [shaking her head] I've always wanted what other people want. Take something that's available, who wants that? Take something from someone... Value!
June Colburn : Unbelievable. This is not a game!