Marc Maron: Self

Quotes 

• Dave Attell : Welcome to Dave's Old Porn!

  Marc Maron : Oh my God, thanks for having me. I was looking forward to jerking off with you.

• Marc Maron : [watching the first clip with Christy Canyon]  And those are like genuine, I think.

  Dave Attell : Genuine? I call them real.

• Dave Attell : Well fake boobs are kinda like newscasters. They really only have like two expressions, you know, like really excited or really sad.

  Marc Maron : But either way, you think they're just acting.

• Marc Maron : That's a from behind finger blast, is that what you call it? You're the pro.

  Dave Attell : I call it the 'Cincinatti Hello.'

  Marc Maron : Oh, sure, sure, I, I always knew it as 'Cleveland', but whatever.

  Dave Attell : [Dave laughs]  We both worked different clubs.

• Dave Attell : This is a common theme in porn, ok.

  Marc Maron : What, the guy with the belt?

  Dave Attell : The lonely, super hot chick and the two, like working men come in. It's never like a scientist and a mime, you know?

• Dave Attell : [watching a threeway]  Which guy do you most relate to, here?

  Marc Maron : The guy holding the camera?

  Dave Attell : I rela-

  [bursts out laughing] 

  Dave Attell : Fuck it, you grabbed it, dude. Excellent one. Marc Maron is here, everybody, is here.

• Christy Canyon : The girls are definitely fun, but I've always been into guys more than girls. But I love girls! They're beautiful.

  Marc Maron : Guys have cocks.